Curse

PieXags · Aug 25, 2005, 06:28 AM // 06:28

Hahaha. This thread really needs a lock slapped on it now that I've had the chance to express my supreme supremecy. Where's Aniewiel!

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

(Opens wallet) Uhm I got.. a hair clip, 2 dollars, a guitar pick, my debt card, credit card, licence, block buster card, libary card, a card to an empolyer, a Trojan and a Gary The Snail iron-on decal. *Tosses you the Trojan* Put it to good use *Evil snicker*

That made me laugh. Almost woke up my neighbors, thin walls I'm an insomniac or is it becasue i was listening to Tom Lehrer, one of them would do it.

Manderlock · Aug 25, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29

I am a republican, and will support Bush until his term ends.

That being said after its over i shall smoke my weed and no longer care. The republican and demicrat partys are both so screwed up that it dosent matter witch way you vote, you will still prolly get screwed

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:30 AM // 06:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manderlock

I am a republican, and will support Bush until his term ends.

That being said after its over i shall smoke my weed and no longer care. The republican and demicrat partys are both so screwed up that it dosent matter witch way you vote, you will still prolly get screwed

I said it before. I would have voted for bush becasue look at it. There was sh*ty and Sh*tier. But they do have their strong points you don't get to be a canadite or president if you have nothing to admire.

PieXags · Aug 25, 2005, 06:31 AM // 06:31

I'm a member of the Piecratic party, last elections candidate was cherry but that didn't go over so well with the democrats. We're already working hard to prepare apple for the next election, and I'm feelin' good about it this time.

EchoSex · Aug 25, 2005, 06:31 AM // 06:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manderlock

I am a republican, and will support Bush until his term ends.

That being said after its over i shall smoke my weed and no longer care. The republican and demicrat partys are both so screwed up that it dosent matter witch way you vote, you will still prolly get screwed

Lol, I think we can leave this at a line from the godly Lewis Black:

"See, I thought this is how it always worked, because you have a two system party: The Democarts, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republicans, which is a party of bad ideas. And the way it works is a 'Republican stands up and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!!' And so then a Democrat stands up and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!'"

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:32 AM // 06:32

What about lemon marange (sp?) that is my favorite. But what was the matter with Nadder is he loosing his mind or something

SOT · Aug 25, 2005, 06:37 AM // 06:37

Nadder? Is he a porn king running for office?

I was bored a few nights ago, during an illness, so I wrote this on my blog. Read it or not, just don't get too close...

I had a long night. I had the shits when I went to bed at 1 a.m. I woke up at 3 a.m. and have been shitting ever since. I cannot seem to stem the tide, so to speak. Take these images as toilet humor if you wish it, but trust me, it has not been comedy night. My home smells like the atmosphere of Urnanus. Seriously. The green haze of death has most likely purged all arachnids and roaches in my abode. God only knows if my neighbors survived the cataclysm. I did because I am evil, and true evil never really dies.

One has much on their minds, when they are sitting at their computer most of the night, into the early pre-dawn hours, surfing the internet, reading conspiracy theories and news reports from 95 different sources, to compare and contrast the madness, all while taking short breaks to paint my toilet in nitrogen-enriching fertalizer for the drinking water that I will inevitably drink 3 weeks after it is reprocessed at the local plant.

One of the things on my mind, between the screams, grunts, and splooshes that define my fecal crypt down the hall, is that everything is pointless, in the end. Seriously, my biological problem of the past several hours is proof-positive that everything goes to the shitter, eventually.

Think about it. All of our politics, our religions, our passions, prides and prejudices, our hobbies, and all of those longest held self-affirming beliefs we all hold close to our clogged arteries are moot in the end. Take for example, the conspiracy nut crowd:

They believe that a large, multi-nation web of insidious conspirators are trying to control the world using so many tools as to be utterly incomprehensible. These people are 100% certain that one small boardroom somewhere has orchestrated a systematic programming of all lives on this planet into the one-minded goal of absolute domination.

For the purposes of my article here, I will -

(excuse me, I had another run of the floater salad)

I will pretend for a moment that the conspiracy theories, ALL OF THEM, in their COMPLETENESS, are true. Now, for a moment of pure nonsensical entertainment, I visualize old men of powerful lineage, standing naked in a dark room, with a fireplace in one corner that is the WALL of the room, all of them rubbing their bellies in peanut butter and chanting mantra’s like this aloud:

“The night time is the right time!”

And as they do this, all human life is unknowingly subverted, controlled, and labeled as specimens.

Now then, keeping in that line of thought, that all the world is some comittee of “12″ running things, think about planet earth is 500 years. Think real hard. 500 years from this day, this moment in time, what is the newness? What is the state of our society?

This is where I had momentary relief from my ass cannon of annoyance, and had an epiphany:

None of it matters. So they have it all. 500 years from now, they are all dead. Eventually they will become fossil fuels, sand, clay, you name it. None of their power remains. Nothing they held in their gnarled, old man grubby fingers is here. The planet, unless it has been sandblasted by cosmic impacts or something, is still spinning. It is still indifferent to the fact that some Texan with a higher-than-average intelligence sat here, between sphincter terroristic moments, writing down the fact that nothing has any meaning. The only true power that has any lasting MEANING, is time itself. In time, all empires become textbook quizzes. In time, all people become food for the daisies. In time, all nomenclature, experience, opinion, and emotional passion are as important as a fart in my kitchen. Sure it would kill someone, but then again, so does everything else.

Good night, or good morning, wherever you are, the shit hitting the fan will pass, just as my apparent taco’s did…

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:42 AM // 06:42

Hey can i run with the 500 years from now idea?

EverBlue · Aug 25, 2005, 06:53 AM // 06:53

Who the hell is Jack?

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I'm a member of the Piecratic party, last elections candidate was cherry but that didn't go over so well with the democrats. We're already working hard to prepare apple for the next election, and I'm feelin' good about it this time.

What about Bumbleberry? That guy is GREAT!

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:57 AM // 06:57

Jack is from the movie fight club which is very good and one of the guys would say stuff like "I am jack's wasted life" etc.